Cossack Thunder by Graf von Scyth
Author
Graf von ScythDate/Time
Wednesday 5th August 20207:00PM BST
7:00PM BST
Event Countdown
"O Putin, Russian devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of soldier are you, you can't even kill a hedgehog with your naked arse! The devil shits, and your army eats. You shall not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of us cossacks; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
Thou Moscovian scullion, Vladivostokian wheelwright, brewer of St. Petersburg, goat-fucker of the caucusus, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Siberia, pig of Chechnya, Volgoese thief, catamite of KGB, hangman of Murmansk, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!"
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Cossacks. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!"
It is finally time for the rising.
You are part of a small group of Ukranian nationalists living just across the Russian border that call themselves the Zaporozhians after the cossacks that once lived in Ukraine.
The Zaporozhians have decided that now is the time for an uprising, take the land of the Ukrainian people and return it to it's rightful owners.
Your objectives:
1) Affirm the loyalties of nearby villages, most of them are of Ukrainian ethnicity and will support your revolt, but it'd be bad to suddenly find a hotbed of guerillas behind our lines
2) Take out the nearby radio tower. The Russians have a small garrison there and we think they're onto us and our activities, so we take them out and later will place a puppet at the station to relay false information back to Moskva. Putin won't know what hit him.
3) Take the symbolically important castle of the former cossacks nearby. We need a new base anyway, even if it is a crumbling ruin (Thank you for that somebody...)
Notes:
-You have 1x BMP at your disposal, use it carefully. Once it is destroyed, the crew becomes infantry.
-Stay away from the big cities in the coast. The Russians are not expecting us, but there is a significant presence at these cities. Stay away from them for the moment, we can take them when we have more manpower.
-When affirming the loyalty of towns, don't be too forceful. You don't want to scare them. A local leader is marked on the map as an objective, go and speak to them.
-Most of the country towns should be on your side, but not all of them. Be ever vigilant
Thou Moscovian scullion, Vladivostokian wheelwright, brewer of St. Petersburg, goat-fucker of the caucusus, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Siberia, pig of Chechnya, Volgoese thief, catamite of KGB, hangman of Murmansk, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!"
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Cossacks. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!"
It is finally time for the rising.
You are part of a small group of Ukranian nationalists living just across the Russian border that call themselves the Zaporozhians after the cossacks that once lived in Ukraine.
The Zaporozhians have decided that now is the time for an uprising, take the land of the Ukrainian people and return it to it's rightful owners.
Your objectives:
1) Affirm the loyalties of nearby villages, most of them are of Ukrainian ethnicity and will support your revolt, but it'd be bad to suddenly find a hotbed of guerillas behind our lines
2) Take out the nearby radio tower. The Russians have a small garrison there and we think they're onto us and our activities, so we take them out and later will place a puppet at the station to relay false information back to Moskva. Putin won't know what hit him.
3) Take the symbolically important castle of the former cossacks nearby. We need a new base anyway, even if it is a crumbling ruin (Thank you for that somebody...)
Notes:
-You have 1x BMP at your disposal, use it carefully. Once it is destroyed, the crew becomes infantry.
-Stay away from the big cities in the coast. The Russians are not expecting us, but there is a significant presence at these cities. Stay away from them for the moment, we can take them when we have more manpower.
-When affirming the loyalty of towns, don't be too forceful. You don't want to scare them. A local leader is marked on the map as an objective, go and speak to them.
-Most of the country towns should be on your side, but not all of them. Be ever vigilant
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