Cossack Thunder episode 2 by Graf von Scyth
Author
Graf von ScythDate/Time
Saturday 1st May 20217:00PM BST
7:00PM BST
Event Countdown
"O Putin, Russian devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of soldier are you, you can't even kill a hedgehog with your naked arse! The devil shits, and your army eats. You shall not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of us cossacks; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck your mother.
Thou Moscovian scullion, Vladivostokian wheelwright, brewer of St. Petersburg, goat-fucker of the caucusus, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Siberia, pig of Chechnya, Volgoese thief, catamite of KGB, hangman of Murmansk, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!"
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Cossacks. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!"
The first part of the rising has completed, we've got the support we needed from the nearby villages and our flanks have been secured against the Russian militias. Now it's time for the Zaporozhians to strike our enemy's arm off and stop them from going after us. Our intelligence suggests the Russian army is testing a new type of IFV based on the T-14 Armata tank in the area. If that thing gets loose on us, our BMD isn't going to stand up to much and it will probably decimate our infantry screen. You know what that means. Take it out before it can do that!
Objectives:
1) Find intelligence in local towns to find out where the new vehicle is being tested.
2) Go to location where the vehicle is being tested
3) Destroy the vehicle
4) Go home and drink Vodka
Notes:
1) You have access to a BMD. Same as before, if it gets destroyed, the crew become infantry.
2) Again, stay away from the coast. It's here where the Russian military presence is strongest and we're not yet strong enough to take them on.
3) The IFV we're trying to destroy is not yet fully functional, which means it's likely going to be unmanned to begin with. When you find it, you should probably try the stealthy approach to destroy it before it can be manned.
4) As before, most of the villages in the area are ethnic Ukrainian and will probably be on our side, but not all of them. Remain vigilant.
Thou Moscovian scullion, Vladivostokian wheelwright, brewer of St. Petersburg, goat-fucker of the caucusus, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Siberia, pig of Chechnya, Volgoese thief, catamite of KGB, hangman of Murmansk, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother!"
So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Cossacks. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!"
The first part of the rising has completed, we've got the support we needed from the nearby villages and our flanks have been secured against the Russian militias. Now it's time for the Zaporozhians to strike our enemy's arm off and stop them from going after us. Our intelligence suggests the Russian army is testing a new type of IFV based on the T-14 Armata tank in the area. If that thing gets loose on us, our BMD isn't going to stand up to much and it will probably decimate our infantry screen. You know what that means. Take it out before it can do that!
Objectives:
1) Find intelligence in local towns to find out where the new vehicle is being tested.
2) Go to location where the vehicle is being tested
3) Destroy the vehicle
4) Go home and drink Vodka
Notes:
1) You have access to a BMD. Same as before, if it gets destroyed, the crew become infantry.
2) Again, stay away from the coast. It's here where the Russian military presence is strongest and we're not yet strong enough to take them on.
3) The IFV we're trying to destroy is not yet fully functional, which means it's likely going to be unmanned to begin with. When you find it, you should probably try the stealthy approach to destroy it before it can be manned.
4) As before, most of the villages in the area are ethnic Ukrainian and will probably be on our side, but not all of them. Remain vigilant.
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