Operation Cri-me-a River (April Fools OP)

Author

Toxic

Date/Time

Saturday 1st April 2023
7:00PM BST
7:00PM BST
Event Countdown

Modset / Map

Standard
Standard (CDLC non-owner)
Chernarus 2020

TLDR
April fools op, still semi-serious and still involves shooting bad guys don't worry

~~BRIEFING~~
Who writes this fucking great idea out and calls it a "briefing"??? Cringe. Let's call it "our masterplan"!

OUR MASTERPLAN
Happy April fools Nutters!

Unfortunately, we have no time for jokes. The greatest race in go kart history is upon us and you, the strong, young and hot Russian teenagers that you are, have a part to play in it. Get yourselves over to your school and rev up your carts. It's time to see who is the top gear.

Zeus Note
As is fairly obvious from above, this mission will be a bit of fun combined with our usual semi-serious approach. Don't worry you gun-nuts, you'll get your shoot-shoot time but they'll be a little roleplay in there too.